Alex: “I will never ever ever ever ever read Twilight. And here’s why.”
Jack: “I hate apples.”
Alex: “I AM a vampire. And they portray us all wrong because you can not fall in love with a vampire, there’s no way. Because rather than making sweet, sweet love to you I’ll ******* eat your throat and drink your blood. And that’s all we care about.
Jack: “I hate apples.”
Alex: “I AM a vampire. And they portray us all wrong because you can not fall in love with a vampire, there’s no way. Because rather than making sweet, sweet love to you I’ll ******* eat your throat and drink your blood. And that’s all we care about.
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